From 20 Questions To Truth Or Dare

(I work at a call center doing surveys on tourism. This person was obviously drunk when I called them.)

Me: “Have you visited Texas within the last six months?”

Drunk Guy: “Yesh.”

Me: “And how many people were in your travel party?”

Drunk Guy: “I have had enough of your questions. It’s time for you to answer some of mine!”

Me: “Sir, we only have a few more–”

Drunk Guy: “Enough! What is your name, and have you ever been to a nudist colony?!””