(Note: I work at a call center doing surveys on tourism. This person was obviously drunk when I called them.)
Me: “Have you visited Texas within the last six months?”
Drunk guy: “Yesh.”
Me: “And how many people were in your travel party?”
Drunk guy: “I have had enough of your questions. It’s time for you to answer some of mine!”
Me: “Sir, we only have a few more–”
Drunk guy: “Enough! What is your name, and have you ever been to a nudist colony?!”"