Fresh Until Proven Spoiled
(A customer comes to the return desk the day after Christmas.)
Customer: “This ham smells off. Smell it. I want a refund.”
Me: “I’m sorry that it was off, sir. I’ll refund you now.”
Customer: “Aren’t you going to smell it?”
Me: “Um… it’s okay. I believe you.”
Customer: “It smells terrible!”
Me: “I’m sure it does, sir, but it’s not necessary for me to smell it. I’ll just give you a refund.”
Customer: “How do you know I’m not lying if you won’t smell it?”
Me: “Sir, I am not going to smell your ham.”
Customer: “SMELL MY HAM!”
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