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    | Victoria, BC, Canada | Rude & Risque

    (I am standing in line at a book store. The customer in front of me is getting rung through. She’s about 45, and the cashier is maybe 19.)

    Customer: “Have you read these?” *holds up 50 Shades Darker*

    Cashier: “Oh… no.”

    Customer: “Oh, you MUST! They’re amazing!”

    Cashier: “So I hear.”

    Customer: *puts the book to her chest* “Oh, they’re just amazing!”

    Cashier: “Uh huh.”

    (The customer proceeds to go on and on about how sexy and scandalous the books are. The cashier is doing her very best to ignore her and just ring her through.)

    Customer: *after paying* “Oh, thank you very much! One more thing: do you know where I can buy some batteries?”