Get A Meaty Leg-Up Out Of That Hole You’re Digging

(My husband and I have just left a restaurant, and I’m telling him how I slept poorly the night before because of our cat.)

Me: “I love it when the cat’s really cuddly because it’s cute, but she always seems to want to cuddle with my legs and I end up sleeping in really weird positions. It’s annoying. I don’t know why she won’t cuddle with my arms or torso.”

Husband: “It’s because your legs are big and meaty!”

Me: “…”

Husband: “I mean you have really teeny arms. Skinny arms! And everyone’s legs are bigger than their arms, so… that’s what I meant.”

Me: *laughing* “That isn’t actually helping, honey. But the scary thing is, I know what you mean.”