Free Cop Holder With Drink
(A customer approaches the ticket drop, holding a half bottle of wine.)
Me: “You cannot bring that in here, ma’am. That is against the law.”
Customer: “What?! I need to bring this in! I can’t just leave it in my car! There is a law about open containers being in cars in this state.”
Me: “How did you manage to bring it all the way here, then?”
Customer: “Oh, it wasn’t opened when I left. I drank it on the way here.”
Me: “So, you had an open container and you were drinking on the way here in your car?”
Customer: “No! I hung the bottle out the window on the way here, and put my head out the window when I was drinking, so it doesn’t count!”
Me: “Okay, I’m going to call the police now. You wait here.”
Customer: “Okay! Is he going to hold this for me while I watch my movie?”
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