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    Freak Out At The Check Out

    | Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada |

    Me: “And how would you like to pay for that today?”

    Customer: “Debit.”

    Me: “Okay, the stripe faces me.”

    (She swipes card with the stripe facing her; tries again)

    Customer: “Sh*t. Sh*t!!”

    (The register times out)

    Me: “Hold on; okay, try again. Stripe goes toward me.”

    (She finally swipes the card successfully)

    Customer: “Where’s the ‘OK’ button?” *pushes the green sticker below the ‘OK’ button*

    Me: “It’s the green button.”

    (She figures out how to press the button, but then incorrectly types her pin number)

    Customer: “Oh God! Oh God, oh my God! SH*T!”