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    Fowl Outdoor Behavior

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    (At the theme park where I work, a teenage guest gets out of line and marches up to me at my spot greeting people.)

    Guest: “There are two birds back there fighting in the bushes. You should go stop them.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t really have any control over nature.”

    Guest: “But they’re fighting. One of them could get hurt.”

    Me: “I’m sure they’ll sort it out soon and fly off.”

    Other guest: “Those birds aren’t fighting…they’re ‘dating’.”

    (The guest thinks about it for a moment.)

    Guest: “What?! And you’re just going to let them do it in front of everyone? This is a FAMILY park. Oh my God!”