Fowl Mouthed
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “I want lunch meat.”
Me: *grinning* “You’ve come to the right place!”
Customer: “I don’t appreciate your attitude, you f****** b****!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I’m paying for your brown a** to live here!”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m Irish. And I’ve lived here my entire life.”
Customer: “GIVE ME SOME F****** TURKEY!”
Me: “What type of turkey would you like?”
Customer: “Plain!”
Me: “Cooked? Smoked? Oven Roasted? Fat-free? We also have a wide selection of gourmet turkeys, such as honey maple and tomato basil.”
Customer: “My kid won’t eat that fancy s***! I just want some f****** turkey!”
(The store manager has been standing behind her the entire time and speaks up.)
Manager: “Cooked? Smoked? Oven Roasted? Fat-Free? She gave you the types. Just f****** pick a flavour so she can serve me so I can take my lunch!”
Customer: “F*** THIS COUNTRY!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
