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    Fowl Behavior

    | Minneapolis, MN, USA |

    (I work in an upscale grocery store deli. Sometimes we run out of rotisserie chickens before the next batch is done cooking. A woman comes up to the counter holding a grocery basket.)

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Do you have any chickens?”

    Me: “I’m sorry but it looks like we are out right now. It’s going to be about 10 to 15 minutes.”

    Customer: *throws her basket down onto the floor hard enough that it slides about 7 feet and quickly stomps out the nearest door*

    Me: “!?”