Fowl Behavior, Part 3

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Me: “Hello, sir, can I take your order?”

Customer: “Uh, yeah…can I have two whole roast chickens?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we are all out at the moment. If you come back in 30 minutes, there will be some chickens available”

Customer: “But what about those chickens over there?” *points at plastic display chickens*

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but those are display chickens. They are not real.”

Customer: *raises voice* “I reckon those chickens are real and you’re just trying to keep them for yourself!”

(The customer stabs the chicken with a plastic knife from our tray. A chunk of polystyrene is taken out.)

Customer: “Oh, I guess you were telling the truth. I’ll come back in half an hour.”

Related:
Fowl Behavior, Part 2
Fowl Behavior
Fowl Play