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Fourth Graders Going On Forty

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Rude & Risque

(I work for a custom blinds store and a couple is having their whole house done. We’re going over everything and placing the order.)

Me: “These windows will have an inside mount.”

Husband: “A what?”

Me: “Inside mount.”

Husband: “Oh, hehe.”

Me: “So, on this one that installer has recommended a reverse mount.”

Husband: “Haha!”

Wife: “Shhhh!”

Husband: “How do you people keep a straight face?”

Me: “I’m sorry? What do you mean?”

Husband: “I had no idea that blinds were so sexual!”

Me: “Oh, um…. I guess I never thought of it like that.”

Wife, to husband: “You’re such a child!”

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