Four Score And Seven Years Is Not Enough Time
(We are talking about Lincoln’s assassination.)
Me: “Hey, Lincoln was a tall dude and he had a top hat on? Maybe John Wilkes Booth was tired of not being able to see the play.”
Friend: *with utmost sincerity* “Hey, dude, come on. Too soon.”
(There is a prolonged silence shared by the entire room.)
Other Friend: “Do… Do you know who Abraham Lincoln is?”
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