(I work at the customer service desk of a grocery store. A small old woman approaches the desk.)

Me: “Hi, there! What can I do for you today?”

Customer: “I need some stamps.”

Me: “Would you like a book of 20 or a different amount?”

Customer: “A book.”

(I pull out the book of stamps and lay them in front of her as I ring in the order.)

Customer: “Are those the forever stamps?”

Me: “All we carry are the forever stamps.”

Customer: “This design was created to support Al Qaeda!”

(I look at the stamps, and what do I see? An American flag with Lady Liberty’s face on them.)