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For You, We’re Always Closed

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(The diner I work in is a 24 hour restaurant, and closes only on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, and New Years Eve after 6pm.)

Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [diner]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, what time do you close?”

Me: “We don’t close until Thanksgiving–we’re 24 hours.”

Caller: “I don’t care what time you close on Thanksgiving, I want to know when you close TONIGHT.”

Me: “… 5 pm.”

Caller: “THANK YOU.” *hangs up*

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