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    For The Money I Pay, It Should Drive Itself

    | Washington, USA | Top

    Customer: “Hi, I have a Mercedes. How do I adjust my rear view mirror?”

    Me: (Wasn’t sure if she was serious) “Well, you must manually adjust your rear view mirror.”

    Customer: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “Umm…take your hand and move the mirror so you can see.”