(I am bringing shopping carts back into my workplace when I see a grown man, in a business suit, running with his cart to pick up speed and then riding on the back of it. As I keep walking towards the building, I walk past a woman.)

Woman: *disgusted* “I don’t know him.”

Me: “It’s okay. Boys will be boys!”

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For Some, Childhood Never Ends, Part 2
For Some, Childhood Never Ends