Folie A Deux
(I am working in the men’s department when a well-dressed, handsome man comes up with a few pairs of pants. Most of them are one size, while one or two are one size larger than that.)
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you.”
Me: “I see here that these are one size larger than the others. Did you need the two different sizes?”
Customer: *sheepishly* “Yes, actually, I do.”
Me: “I was just checking. Sometimes clothes don’t get put back in the proper piles and sizes get mixed up.” *continues ringing him up* “Are you purchasing these as a gift? We can provide you with a gift box.”
Customer: “Oh, no, both sizes are for me.” *leans in to whisper* “You see, I need one size for most of the time, and another for… that time of the month.”
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “Don’t judge me! My wife cooks fattier foods for a whole week when… you know! It’s like Thanksgiving every night for a week!”
Me: “Oh, wow. I can’t imagine what she’s like while pregnant.”
Customer: *visibly pales* “I hadn’t thought of that. Oh, no. I can’t have that happen! I’ll get FAT!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.