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    (We have a regular who always comes in with his pet parrot. As our regular shops, the parrot sits on his shoulder and quietly chatters to himself. Since the bird is very well-behaved and the employees adore him, we allow the customer to do this. It also makes him pretty popular and gets a lot of questions.)

    Me: “Oh, good afternoon, [Regular Customer]! Hi, [Bird’s Name]! Is this all today?”

    Regular Customer: “Yup. That’s it!”

    (While I scan, the customer behind the regular is staring intently at his bird.)

    Other Customer: “Excuse me… Is that thing on your shoulder real?”

    (Before either of us can answer, the parrot suddenly whirls around and leans into the other customer’s face.)

    Parrot: “SQUAAAAAAWK!”