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    Fish Trek 2: It All Goes Downstream From Here

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    Customer: “This book looks interesting. How do I watch it?”

    Me: “Watch it?”

    Customer: “Yes, where can I find the movie?”

    Me: “I don’t think this book has been adapted into a movie.”

    Customer: “What do you mean? Where can I go to watch it? I want to know what happens in the book!”

    Me: “Forgive me for asking, but if you want to know what happens, why not just read it?”

    Customer: “Read? How stupid! Where’s the movie! All books are made into movies so that we don’t have to read them!”

    Me: “I am sorry, I can’t help you. This is a bookstore. Only popular books–usually adventure stories–are adapted into movies. I am quite sure that this book hasn’t been made into a movie.”

    Customer: “Why not?!”

    Me: “Because it’s a fishing manual.”