Failed The Bleep Test

(Some friends and I have gathered at a friend’s place. One of our friends has a very obnoxious R2 unit that uses very frequent foul language.)

Me: “Ugh, [Friend], why did you have to bring your R2 Unit?”

Friend: “Oh, don’t worry, I got him synced to an app on my phone. Now whenever he swears his words get bleeped out.”

Me: “Really?! That’s amazing!”

Friend: “Yeah, all my R2-owning friends are getting it; it’s so much better hearing random bleep and bloop sounds than all that bad language.”

Me: “Awesome. Is the app available on iPhone?”

Friend: “Sorry, it’s for droids only.”