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    | Louisville, KY, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, this is Meagan. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Come mow my lawn!”

    Me: “Excuse me, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I said come mow my lawn!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, this is tech support. Are you having trouble with your cable TV or internet?”

    Customer: “I know who this is! I want you to mow my lawn! In the rain! I pay y’all enough every month, so you better come mow it!” *click*

    Me: “…”