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    Fighting Fire With Fire

    | Florida, USA |

    (Customer walks up and beings speaking in Spanish.)

    Me: “Umm, I don’t speak Spanish.”

    Customer: “Oh, ah…” *continues speaking Spanish*

    Me: “I don’t understand.”

    Customer: *speaks Spanish*

    Me, in Swedish: “Jag pratar inte Spanska sa jag!”

    *customer runs away*