Fighting Crazy With Crazy, Part 2

(A customer walks in with three cats. One of them is blind, one is shaved and one is dressed as a clown.)

Me: “Um… this is dog grooming.”

Customer: “I know, I want to leave my cats here for a year. I heard this was military school.”

Me: “…I think you want the kennel down the road.”

Customer: “No, there are penguins there! And bacteria!”

Me: “…”

Manager: *to me* “I just went down to the e-coli farm for some sea ice. Want some?”

Customer: *angrily* “WELL I NEVER!” *storms out*