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    Fighting Crazy With Crazy, Part 2

    | Australia |

    (A customer walks in with three cats. One of them is blind, one is shaved and one is dressed as a clown.)

    Me: “Um…this is dog grooming.”

    Customer: “I know, I want to leave my cats here for a year. I heard this was military school.”

    Me: “…I think you want the kennel down the road.”

    Customer: “No, there are penguins there! And bacteria!”

    Me: “…”

    Manager: *to me* “I just went down to the e-coli farm for some sea ice. Want some?”

    Customer: *angrily* “WELL I NEVER!” *storms out*

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