Fifi Feels The Sting Of Government Bailouts
Me: “Thank you for calling [Bank]. This is [My Name]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “I just went to the drive-thru at the bank’s [Town] location, and they were very rude!”
Me: “I’m so sorry. Please explain what happened.”
Customer: “I go there every day, and they always give my dog a doggy biscuit. Today they didn’t give him a biscuit!”
Me: “I’m sorry. What else happened?”
Customer: “Well… that’s it, but I always have my dog with me and they always give him a treat. They told me they’re not doing that anymore!”
Me: “It’s not a requirement for the bank branches to give treats to customers’ pets.”
Customer: “I’m going to close my account if they don’t start giving out treats again!”
Me: “That is your decision to make. But again, it is not a requirement for a bank branch to give your dog treats.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous!” *click*
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