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    Fido’s Fashion Emergency

    | Calgary, AB, Canada |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [pet store], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, operator. Can you please connect me to [pet store]?”

    Me: “This is [pet store], ma’am.”

    Customer: “[Pet store]! I NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO [pet store]!”

    Me: “Ma’am, this is [pet store].”

    Customer: “[Pet store!] I NEED TO BE CONNECTED IMMEDIATELY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!”

    Me: “Ma’am, this is [pet store]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Oh, this is [pet store]? I’d like to buy a doggie sweater.”