October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Fertility Is A Contest

| Ontario, Canada | At The Checkout

(My coworker and I are talking in our tills since it’s a slow night when a woman walks up.)

Customer: “I have eggs. A lot of eggs.” *walks away*

Coworker: “Uh, that’s great?”

Supervisor: “Sorry, girls, she runs a baking charity. I believe she’s picking up 16 dozen eggs today.”