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    Feeling Fuel-ish

    | Wellington, New Zealand |

    (At the petrol station where I work, a customer comes barging into the store.)

    Customer: “There’s $20 on my pump and I haven’t put any petrol in!”

    Me: “What’s the problem exactly?”

    Customer: “I haven’t put any petrol in but the pump says $20.”

    Me: “Oh, that will be the sale from the last person who used the pump. It’s fine.”

    Customer: “But there’s $20 on the pump, I’m not paying for their petrol. Why’s it not on zero?”

    Me: Don’t worry, it resets itself.”

    Customer: “But it says $20, not zero. It hasn’t reset.”

    Me: “Yes it has. Look I’ll show you.”

    (I walk out to her pump with the customer behind me. Picking up the pump, the counters reset themselves to zero.)

    Customer: “Oh…I’m not usually that stupid.”