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    | Houston, TX, USA |

    (I work for a construction company that often works on residential streets. As we were working on one road, a woman stepped under the caution tape and proceeded to walk through the construction zone.)

    Me: “Excuse me, ma’am, but you’ll have to go around this area. I could give you an alternate–”

    Woman: “NO!”

    Me: “Uh, I’m afraid you have to. It’s against the law to go into construction zones.”

    Woman: “CAN’T YOU SEE I’M GETTING MY F***ING EXERCISE?!”

    Me: “…”