Dating A Slytherin

(My boyfriend and I have just gotten out of bed for the day. It’s a lazy Sunday so I don’t feel like getting fully dressed. From the top of the dirty laundry pile, I grab my boyfriend’s shirt he wore the day before.)

Me: *puts on shirt* “I must don my comfy clothes for the day.”

Boyfriend: *smiles* “And it’s always whatever T-shirt I wore the day before.”

Me: “Well, it does always work out that way because I just grab whatever is on top.”

Boyfriend: “I think that’s really cute.”

Me: “I wear your cast-off clothes!”

Boyfriend: *narrows his eyes at me* “You must be a Weasely.”