Featured Story:
  • Thou Shalt Not Pick And Choose
    (1,912 thumbs up)
  • January Theme Of The Month: Prank Calls!
    Submit your story today!

    Feeder Mice Not Included

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Technology

    Me: “[Company] tech support, how may I help you?”

    Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.”

    Me: “Read the message to me please.”

    Caller: “Error: Python required to run script.”