http://notalwaysright.com Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:51 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en (I work at a small grocery store owned by my Grandpa. It's in the middle of summer and a customer wearing a thick jacket comes in.) Customer: "Can I get some cigarettes?" Grandpa: "Excuse me, would you mind open your jacket up?" Customer: "No, why would I do that!" Grandpa: "Sir, I saw ... http://notalwaysright.com/best-grandpa-ever/3230 (I'm filling out a return slip for a customer.) Customer: "Oh! You're a lefty!" Me: "Err no, this is my right hand." Customer: "But it's on my left!" Me: "It's still my right hand." http://notalwaysright.com/wrong-about-the-right/3223 Customer: "Hi, I'm planning to stay here for a few days and just wanted to find out whether I can bring pets." Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but our hotel has a strict no pet policy." Customer: "So I can't bring my dog?" Me: "No, I'm afraid not." Customer: "But it's tiny, doesn't shed, and ... http://notalwaysright.com/third-tails-a-charm/3226 (I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.) Me: "So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?" Customer: "Yeah, I think I'm going to. What do rabbits need?" Me: "Well, the first thing a rabbit needs is a good home. We have a ... http://notalwaysright.com/how-about-a-chia-pet-instead/3219 (I am waiting to bag a couple's groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.) Customer: *out of earshot of wife* "Let me tell you something." Me: "Okay." Customer: "If you ever think you love a woman and want to marry her, run away." Me: ... http://notalwaysright.com/at-least-they-made-it-to-the-paper-anniversary/3216 Customer: "I want a vanilla iced latte." Cashier: "Okay, anything else?" Customer: "No." (I make the drink for the customer and give it to her.) Me: "Here you are, ma'am." Customer: "What is this? It isn't a vanilla iced latte!" Me: "Yes it is, ma'am." Customer: "What? No! I said I wanted a vanilla iced LA...TEA!" Me: "I'm ... http://notalwaysright.com/latte-in-the-translation/3213 (My friend and I are door-knocking to raise money for a charity.) Me: "Hello, ma'am, we're collecting for [charity]. Would you like to donate?" Customer: "Oh yeah, sure!" Me: "Thank you, we really appreciate it!" Customer: *pauses and suddenly glares* "Don't look at my feet." Me: "Pardon?" Customer: "You heard!" (We can't help it and sneak a ... http://notalwaysright.com/putting-your-foot-in-it/3210 Customer: "Hi, I had my computer looked at there, and you guys said that it's running slow because there are probably bugs in it. Well, I sprayed some bug spray in it and now it won't turn on." Me: "Ma'am, when they tell you bugs, they mean computer viruses, not an ... http://notalwaysright.com/how-about-some-techiflu/3207 (I am working as a cashier and two customers come in talking loudly about how dumb minimum wage fast-food workers are. One of them decides to prove it...) Customer: "Let me ask you a question. What’s 7 times 7?" Me: "49." Customer: "What's 8 times 8?" Me: "64." Customer: "E equals MC squared?" Me: "What about ... http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 (Note: I am a self-checkout attendant.) Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working." Me: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?" Customer: "Which way is the right way?" Me: "Stripe facing outward." Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!" Me: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order." Customer: ... http://notalwaysright.com/a-sign-of-a-long-day/3201