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    | Auburn, AL, USA | Uncategorized

    (After customer made copies of several $100 dollar bills on a self-serve copier.)

    Customer: “I need to send this money.”

    Me: “Err–what did you need to do?”

    Customer: “I need to send this money to my son. What’s it called? Fax it!”

    Me: “…I’ll ring you up for these copies. There’s a Western Union next door.”