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    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Funny Names, Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hi, do you have coitus?”

    Me: *pause* “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Coitus! Do you have coitus?!”

    Me: “Alright, sir, I really hope I’m understanding you wrong, so I need you to say what you want a bit slower.”

    (He thinks for a long time, then slowly says the word, drawing out every letter.)

    Customer: “Curtains?”