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    Faux Papa

    | PA, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store name], how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Hello! I was just wondering if I could return something to your store.”

    Me: “Sure! That is no problem. Do you still have the receipt?”

    Caller: “Yes I do.”

    Me: “Than that should be no problem. Feel free to bring it in.”

    Caller: “Oh, thank you so much. You see, I bought it for my son’s new baby, but it turns out that it’s not his…”