Fat Chance Of A Reasonable Customer
Customer: “I’m looking for pants for my daughter.”
Me: “Okay, what size is your daughter?”
Customer: “She’s fat like you.”
Me: “Okay, so I’m a medium. Does your daughter wear mediums?”
Customer: “No. She’s fat like you. She needs fat pants.”
Me: “So, would a large be okay?”
Customer: “Fat pants. Large is too small.”
Me: “Large is the biggest size we have.”
Customer: “Give me your pants, then.”
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