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    | Cadillac, MI, USA |

    (I’m a police officer and have just pulled over a driver for speeding.)

    Me: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

    Driver: “Yes…I was speeding.”

    Me: “Ah, so you know you were speeding.”

    Driver: “Yes, but I’ve got a movie due back in eight minutes!”

    Me: “Well, I’m sorry, but that’s not a real reason to be speeding–”

    Driver: “Well, fine! You pay the one dollar late fee!”