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Fast, Furious, And Fined
Police | Cadillac, MI, USA
(I’m a police officer and have just pulled over a driver for speeding.)
Me: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Driver: “Yes…I was speeding.”
Me: “Ah, so you know you were speeding.”
Driver: “Yes, but I’ve got a movie due back in eight minutes!”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, but that’s not a real reason to be speeding–”
Driver: “Well, fine! You pay the one dollar late fee!”
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