Keeping This Relationship Alive
(My fiancée and I are relaxing after tiring work shifts for both of us and I’m complaining about something.)
Me: “Just shoot me.”
Fiancée: “No.”
Me: “Why are you so mean?”
Fiancée: “I’m slowly absorbing your life force. If I kill you, it’ll all be used up at once and I won’t even be able to harvest it properly. I have to keep you alive.”
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