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    | Hobart, Australia | Top

    Me: “Hello, sir, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you have those books in that series?”

    Me: “Which series is that?”

    Customer: “You know, the one by that famous author.”

    Me: “There are lots of famous authors, sir. Do you know what one of the books was called?

    Customer: “I want the third book in the series by that famous author!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but without more information, I don’t know which book you’re after.”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous! How could you not know the ones I’m talking about? They’re FAMOUS!”