Using The Lawd’s Name In Vain

(It is finals week at my college, where I’m a music student. I’ve just taken an exam that I was nervous about. My professor has just told me my exam grade, and I text my boyfriend excitedly.)

Me: “An 89 on my music theory final! Praise the lawd!”

Boyfriend: “Good job, honey!”

Me: “I am so happy!”

Boyfriend: “I can tell. You praised the lawd.”