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    (It’s 4 AM and I’m driving a college-aged girl home.)

    Passenger: “Can I ask you a question?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    Passenger: “You know the ducks in Central Park?”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Passenger: “Where do they go for the winter? When the lake freezes.”

    Me: “I think they fly south.”

    Passenger: “Really?”

    Me: “To Florida, I think.”

    Passenger: “That’s so weird. Are you Jewish?”

    Me: “I’m Italian, actually.”

    Passenger: “You sound really Jewish.”

    Me: “Well, I’m from Long Island. Maybe it’s my accent.”

    Passenger: “Can I ask you a personal question?”

    Me: “Okay.”

    Passenger: “Are people born in 1987 the lost generation?”

    Me: “Um…”

    (The entire cab ride was like this.)