(So we have this awful woman who regularly shops at our store. One day we were extremely busy and a coworker of mine was struggling to fit shoes for three children.)

Mean lady: “Bring me this size!”

Coworker: *disappears out back for a few seconds* “I’m sorry ma’am, but it appears we’ve sold our last pair.”

Mean lady: *throws shoe box at co workers head, hitting her squarely in the forehead*

Coworker: “Ouch…”

Mean Lady: “I hate you!”