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    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [Library]. How my I be of assistance?”

    Caller: “Yeah, my son said he wanted to check out some CDs. Do you guys have CDs?”

    Me: “Of course. Can you tell me what type of CD he’s looking for?”

    Caller: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “I mean is he looking for audio books, computer games, music?”

    Caller: “I don’t understand.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, let me be more clear. Did he want–”

    Caller: “No, I mean I don’t understand what you said before.”

    Me: “I was just asking if you knew what type of CD he was looking for. Like audio books, or music, or–”

    Caller: “Wait, what’s that?”

    Me: “What’s what?”

    Caller: “That thing you just said.”

    Me: “What, music?”

    Caller: “Yeah, what’s that?”