Extramarital Appliances

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Customer: “Could you show me how to use my phone?”

Me: “Um…sure. What can I help you with?”

Customer: “Well, I’ve been told these new phones come with voice control features. Is that true?”

Me: “Yes sir, just hold the home button to activate the voice control feature.”

Customer: “That’s it? That’s so easy!” *customer picks up the phone* “Call…my wife.”

(Nothing happens.)

Customer: “Why isn’t it calling my wife?”

Me: “Do you have her listed in your phone book as your wife?”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Yeah. I’m pretty sure the phone isn’t going to know who you’re married to.”