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    Express (Death) Row

    | New Jersey, USA | At The Checkout

    (Customer #1 is slowly packing up her receipt, change, etc., while Customer #2, an elderly gentleman, is waiting patiently behind her.)

    Customer #1: *noticing Customer #2* “Oh, I’m sorry I’m taking up so much of your time.”

    Customer #2: “Oh, that’s okay. I’m just waiting to die.”