Express (Death) Row

| New Jersey, USA | At The Checkout, Uncategorized

(Customer #1 is slowly packing up her receipt, change, etc., while Customer #2, an elderly gentleman, is waiting patiently behind her.)

Customer #1: *noticing Customer #2* “Oh, I’m sorry I’m taking up so much of your time.”

Customer #2: “Oh, that’s okay. I’m just waiting to die.”