The Laser Point Is Made

(In orchestra class, we are all practicing our different sections of the music we are playing for an upcoming performance. One of our bass players is goofing around, shining a laser pointer in several people’s eyes. He gets to me, and after a few times of doing it, I whip my cello bow around and smack him in the arm several times.)

Student With Laser Pointer: “Ahhhh!”

Orchestra Director: *shocked* “What happened?!”

Me: “Nothing. It’s taken care of.”

Orchestra Director: “Oh, okay… Well, let’s play [Song] all the way through together. [Student With Laser Pointer], get back to your instrument.”