(I have been cleaning up the magazine section for over an hour, as people leave piles of magazines all over the store rather than buying them or putting them back. Two women approach me as I’m working.)

Woman #1: “Excuse me, didn’t you have chairs here in this section before?”

Me: “Yes we did, but we took them away because this area isn’t monitored as often and it results in a large mess and damaged products.”

Woman #2, after leaving a pile of magazines on the floor: “Oh, so you mean you got lazy.”

(I try hard to not roll up a magazine and bop her on the head with it.)