(I’m working the drive through on a busy night and have just handed out a customer’s order. I’m saying “goodbye” when this conversation happens.)

Customer: “Does your left hip hurt?”

Me: *confused* “No…?”

Customer: “Oh, well, how about your throat?”

Me: *wondering what my hip has to do with my throat* “Nope.”

Customer: “Oh, well, that’s good. That’s very good.”

Me: “All right, have a nice night.”