Every Time A Bell Rings, A Crazy Customer Appears

(Our sandwich shop has a bell that hangs above the door to notify us when customers enter and exit. One day, a woman comes into our shop, making the bell ring.)

Customer: “Oh! What a nice bell!”

Me: “Oh, thank you, ma’am! Welcome to [Sandwich Shop].”

(Instead of approaching me to make her order, the woman proceeds to open and close the door repeatedly, causing the bell to ring each time.)

Me: “…um…”

Customer: “This is so wonderful! Such a wonderful sound. I could do this all day!”

Me: “Er, ma’am, would you like to order anything?”

(By now, all of the other customers are staring at her. She suddenly stops.)

Customer: “What? Oh, no, thank you! I was just leaving.” *exits*

Me: “…really?”

Manager: *from the backroom* “Make sure we aren’t running out of stuff for all the people that just came in!”